ihatefrnkiero:

I’M NOOT OKAY [starts sobbing] I’M NOT OKAAAY [clutches heart] I’M NOT OKAAAAY [breathes heavily] YOU WEAR ME OOUT [falls down stairs]

#me #mcr

ladyblogger-margie:

anna-of-wonderland:

*reads the last line again*

*closes the book*

*deep sigh*

*screams*

*throws book out the window*

*jumps out the window after it*

*writhes in pain while clutching the book*

*cries and rocks it back and forth*

*puts it back down on the shelf*

*deep breath*

*Calls friend* “read this book”

#me
niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

#me

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

#me

shaymins:

*whips guitar out* I REALLY LIKE YOU A LOT *strums guitar* YOU ARE REALLY COOL *plays heavy metal song* I WANT TO TALK TO YOU *head banging* BUT YOU SCARE ME SO MUUUCH *smashes guitar* thank you all

#me
babybluewaffle:

story of my life

babybluewaffle:

story of my life

#me
A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

#me

vickycryr:

matt bellamy thinks about stuff

#me

fuckhowells:

“I care too much about other people’s feelings.”

thewicked-eternity